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Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes
Ugh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer.
She's... other really bad things.
On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty.
Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only twelve grades.
He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.
(Dawn appears in the living room, dazed, with her arms outstretched and covered in blood) Is this blood?
What did you do?
This is blood, isn't it? It can't be me. I'm not a key. I'm not a thing
Oh, Sweetie, no. Wha-what is this all about?
What am I? (starting to cry) Am I real? Am I anything?
Does he do this a lot?
Sure, every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
Mr. Giles, where do you keep the rest of your books?
I-I'm sorry, the rest?
Yes, the *actual* library. (pause while Giles looks confused) Oh, I see.
I can assure you, Mrs. Post, this is the finest occult reference collection...
This side of the Atlantic, I'm sure.
I have, in fact, faced two vampires myself, under controlled circumstances, of course.
No danger of finding those here.
Screen wipe, new scene. I had nothing to do with the devil dogs. I trained flying demon monkeys to attack the school play. School play, dude.
That was cool. That was kinda cool. It was funny.
Everyone was like, 'Run Juliet'!
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