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Boston Legal quotes
Feels good, doesn't it?
What feels good?
Having sex with the candidate. What if he wins? I bet the or***** are even better if he wins. (sighs) I'm jealous.
I suppose coming to a lawyer's office can't be much fun.
Actually, everyone seems friendly here.
Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts.
I had a hard time trying to find you. I called Cruthers, Abbott...
Oh, I was fired. Embezzlement.
Then I tried Young, Frutt and Berultti.
Oh, yes. That ended badly.
And here you are at Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
I need your help. You always said I could come to you for anything.
I meant sexually.
Brad's the best. I just made him partner.
Denny, I want reassurance.
The man served in the Gulf War. The one that turned out okay. He was top of his class at West Point and Harvard Law School. I'd put my own life in his hands.
Denise, I understand you're going through some difficulties in your personal life.
It's hard, but I'll get through it.
From what I know about you, when things get tough you prefer to bury yourself in your work. Allow me to provide you with a shovel.
Bev will be happy which makes me happy, which makes you happy. So really, Brad, you're doing this to make you happy.
Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
That's three things.
See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.
Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections of the Ethical and Religious Directive liberally or conservatively. St Mary's takes a very strict application of Catholic teachings. That's why I chose to work there.
I see. Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER?
But that puts you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 states that those who work on the Sabbath should be put to death.
Nevertheless, the court awarded Mr Bridge joint custody of Barry.
The cat's name is Barry Manilow?
Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?
Where would we be...
My God, you're even more striking in person.
Who is this man? And why is his face about to explode?
Kelly Nolan, this is Denny Crane. Success has caused his head to swell.
Denny! You're back.
I am? I am. And I'm all here.
Congratulations on your big victory, it's all over the news. Married?
(to Denise and Brad) We are lawyers. We sue people. We do not abduct.
And why did you screw him?
I lost a bet.
(To Paul) What? You've never seen a smoking dwarf before?
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