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Becker quotes

Chris Duff: Why do you think they're here for? For fun? No! They're here to (shouts) get things done!

Dickie: Regular coffee will be fine.
Donna: In a clean cup.
Chris Connor: Oh, in a clean cup. I'll see what I can do. (aside to Jake at counter) What a bi***!
Jake Malinak: (walks from counter toward couple) Hi folks. I'm Jake. I run the newsstand here.
Dickie: Do you here that, honey? He's blind, and he runs his own business.
Donna: It's a newsstand, not Microsoft.
Jake Malinak: (aside to Chris at counter) Not just a bi***-a patronizing bi***!

Dr. John Becker: All right, I'm sorry.
Dr. John Becker: Oh, shut up.

Bob: I think we have a lot in common. I'm not wearing a bra either.
Jake Malinak: (Looks in Linda's direction) Please tell me he's talking to you.
Linda: You know, I don't like that kind of talk. (pauses) Well, I do but not from you!

Maureen: (holds out her hand) ATM card?
Linda: Oh! Yeah, I forgot. (hands Maureen the card and begins to walk away)
Maureen: Pin number, hello!
Linda: Oh! Sorry, it's really easy to remember. You take the number of letters in Linda, that's 5. Then you subtract 3, that's the number of fingers my ex-boyfriend has on his left hand. Then you add the number of kids my Uncle Frank has, that's 8. Then you subtract the number of planets in the Solar System, that's 12.
Maureen: (interrupts) There are 9 planets.
Linda: Really? (starts counting on her fingers) Oh well, you're just going to have to remember it. It's 1-2-3-4-5.
Maureen: Freak! (exits the office)

Dr. John Becker: Either reopen the facility or make some arrangements to take care of these people!
Deputy Secretary: And I told you I can't help.
Dr. John Becker: But you're the Deputy Secretary of Social Services!
Deputy Secretary: It's just a title.
Dr. John Becker: da** it, listen, you're in charge here. You're responsible. You work for the city.
Deputy Secretary: You're not listening. I can't help. Nobody can help. That facility is not going to reopen and I'll tell you why. There is no money. There's no money because the federal government cut taxes, which is all anybody seems to care about anymore. That means less money for the state, which means less money for the city, which means we had to cut services, which means fewer cops, fewer firemen, bad air, bad water, and crappy schools which will turn out yet another generation of voters who are too stupid and greedy to think about anything else besides cutting taxes! So don't you come in here and tell me to fix your problem because there's not a da** thing I can do about it!

Dr. John Becker: You'd be surprised how many people give 'em to me for Christmas.
Chris Connor: I'm surprised people give you presents at all.

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