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Beavis and Butt Head quotes

Butt-Head: Damnit Beavis, put that away. You're not supposed to have your pe*** out when you're cooking.

Beavis: (commenting on a Jersey Shore segment where Snooki gets arrested) Whoa! You can get arrested for being an idiot?
Butt-Head: You might want to lay low for a while, Beavis.

Butt-Head: (laughs while reading a label of superglue) It says "Use on wood."

Butt-Head: (watching a Violent Femmes video) I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

Beavis: (the boys dressing up as ghosts using bedsheets) Umm... These sheets smell funny.
Butt-Head: Yeah, Huh Huh. These are my special monkey sheets.
Beavis: (Beavis tries to get it off of himself) Aggh! Dammit! Get it off me! Ah Aggh!

Butt-Head: Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers.
Beavis: Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.

Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me.
Butt-Head: ...Uh, is that allowed on school property?

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