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(to Stephanie about his ex wife) Gail and I spent our honey moon in Hawaii. Every time I see a volcano erupt, I think of her.
I can't belive this. We're shipwrecked again!
But at least we're all safe. That's the important thing.
Skipper, what are we going to do? I just bought my first corporation. Thorp Corp, and I so wanted to be there this morning for they're putting my name on the door.
What about the movie? They could give my part to someone else.
You'll get used to that being shipwrecked.
What was that?
You'll get used to that too.
What's the problem?
Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.
Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?
No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.
What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.
Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.
Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.
We're going to Hawaii.
It just so happens that I can act! I played Medea in high school!
Oh yeah? Well, I played Medea in college!
(comparing best car, best guitarist etc) Best lead singer?
Are you kidding? David Hasselhoff!
Well, he's big in... big in Europe.
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