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As If quotes
Jaime. If you really want to help you should go and create a performance piece. You know, something alone the line of... Food as Dirt... juxtaposed with the cleansing ritual.
Right, so you want me to do the washing up, then.
Do you really think any girl in her right mind is gonna call you?
Two words my son... Sex Digest.
Two more... Insane asylum.
Aren't you underage?
Drinking. And it's a school night.
All work and no play makes Al a dull boy.
You mean me or you?
Sorry, we on a first name terms now?
No I just...
Tell me. Are you feeling lucky tonight then? Cause I am. Al.
So here's how I see it. You're almost a teacher, and I'm pretty much a student. So it'd be a really bad idea if you kissed me.
It'd be like crossing a line.
Yeah, and that's precisely why I'm NOT gonna do it.
No, but I can SAY ya did. Yeah?
Are you threatening me? When I can tell them that you were sitting in here, underage...
(taking one of Alex's tequilas) Drinking a drink that you bought me? (Alex grabs his wrist) With you holding my hand?
You're screwed up.
Kiss me. Or I'll say you did. You know you want to.
No I don't.
Yes you do. Al... Sir...
(thinking that Al and Jeff had a date) So, you and Al hit it off last night then?
(Thinking that he's talking about their night of drinking and darts) Yeah, his wrist action is a bit dodgy though. Needs a bit more oomph. His aim's really good. That's no use if the bl**** thing keeps popping out.
I wanna know who he lost his virginity to.
We're not doing that, are we?
Well I can tell you... She was more woman than you'll ever be, and more man than you'll ever get.
Life can't get any better.
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