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Arrested Development quotes

Michael Bluth: (discussing evidence that links George Sr. to Saddam Hussein) If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it?
George Sr.: Well, Saddam owed us money.
Michael Bluth: And you didn't realize that he wouldn't pay?
George Sr.: Your mom had a good feeling about him.

Tobias Funke: If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break.
Narrator: But it wasn't.

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
Steve Holt: I've been wondering my whole life who he is-a scientist? A doctor? A senator?
Gary: Well, I've got some bad news.
Steve Holt: Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?

Gob: (about Ann) Plus, that one is religious. It gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I know, I dated a chick like that once in high school. Wait... no, I didn't.

Michael Bluth: There's more to life than strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
Gob: It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye... juice.
Buster: There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Annyong Bluth: (Annyong is wearing an Uncle Sam costume) I want you.
Michael Bluth: OK, the jury might actually like that.

Veterinarian: Justice is fine.
Michael Bluth: Great.
Veterinarian: Although, dressing him up like a seeing eye dog seems a bit cruel.
Michael Bluth: Cruel?
Veterinarian: Well, yeah because he can't see.
Michael Bluth: What are you talking about?
Veterinarian: Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind.

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