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Arrested Development quotes
(discussing evidence that links George Sr. to Saddam Hussein) If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it?
Well, Saddam owed us money.
And you didn't realize that he wouldn't pay?
Your mom had a good feeling about him.
If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break.
But it wasn't.
On the next Arrested Development, Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
I've been wondering my whole life who he is-a scientist? A doctor? A senator?
Well, I've got some bad news.
Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?
(about Ann) Plus, that one is religious. It gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I know, I dated a chick like that once in high school. Wait... no, I didn't.
There's more to life than strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye... juice.
There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.
(Annyong is wearing an Uncle Sam costume) I want you.
OK, the jury might actually like that.
Justice is fine.
Although, dressing him up like a seeing eye dog seems a bit cruel.
Well, yeah because he can't see.
What are you talking about?
Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind.
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