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30 Rock quotes

Tracy Jordan: My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively, 'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.

Danny Baker: We should call ourselves something.
Jack Donaghy: What's the most handsome animal?
Danny Baker, Jack Donaghy: The Silver Panthers!

Jack Donaghy: I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes.

Liz Lemon: Even Rob Sussman hated me? He was the first gay guy I ever kissed.

Tracy Jordan: You know how pi**** off I was when U.S. Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack - I'm straight-up mentally ill!

Jack Donaghy: Look: the display is malfunctioning.
Tk-421 Microwave: Defrost. Power. Time left: pizza.
Jack Donaghy: Oh really? That's how much time is left? Pizza?

Jack Donaghy: I haven't met your boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: His name's Floyd.
Jack Donaghy: That's unfortunate.

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