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21 Jump Street quotes

Captain Adam Fuller: This is Spencer Phillips. He's with the feds.
Officer Doug Penhall: (to Phillips) How come you guys always have names like corporations?

Hanson: (smirking) That's a nice car you got there, Doug.
Penhall: It's not mine. It's Hoffs'.
Hanson: (to Hoffs, gobsmacked) Really?
Hoffs: Mmm-hmm.
Hanson: Really?
Penhall: Yup. Try it again.
Hanson: This is your car?
Hoffs: What's left of it, yeah.
Hoffs: Yeah, really! (in a stereotypical jive accent) See, they were just all out of those purple Caddys - you know, with the mud flaps, and the fur around the mirror, knowwhatimsayin'?

Penhall: You gotta turbocharge the hair or something, Hanson. You look like Richie Cunningham.

Officer Tom Hanson: Gentlemen, we have some excruciatingly bad news for you guys. We're cops. You're under arrest.
Stevie Delano: (laughing) I love these guys! These guys are great.
Officer Doug Penhall: No really. We really are cops.
Stevie Delano: I think they're serious. You guys are really cops? (Hanson and Penhall simultaneously flash their guns)
Mark: Aw Jeeze.
Stevie Delano: Oh man. What a lousy way to make a living.

Susan Chadwick: Boys didn't kiss like this when I was in high school.
Officer Tom Hanson: It's a good thing, you never would have graduated.

Officer Doug Penhall: (sarcastically to Hanson) Oh, you picked a *great* time to become irresponsible.

Officer Doug Penhall: It's different when you're a natural.
Officer Tom Hanson: That's right, you're an actor now.

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