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21 Jump Street quotes

Officer Judy Hoffs: Nadia, you want to talk about it?
Nadia: Talk about what?
Officer Judy Hoffs: Talk about what's bothering you. All this running around, five days, nine guys.
Nadia: That is none of your business.
Officer Judy Hoffs: Maybe not, but you can talk to me about it if you like.

Officer Tom Hanson: I'm sorry.
Captain Richard Jenko: Hey, hey, you're a person. You don't have to apologize for having a personal life. You should just always remember to have it on your two-week-vacation each year.

Officer Judy Hoffs: That's just great, Judy Hoffs, road hazard!
Officer Doug Penhall: Kinda.

Officer Tom Hanson: Doug, you know there's going to be a million vampires at this Halloween dance tonight?
Officer Doug Penhall: What? I'm Count Chocula!

Officer Doug Penhall: Anyone want pizza, only 147 slices left?

Off. Tom Hanson #2: A guy from homicide sent me a dozen roses.

Lancer: The stupid new kid.
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Fine. I see I'm going to have to put this into terms you can understand. That's my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but it's not his fault. You kick his tail - he tells my stepdad - my stepdad kicks my tail. Then I'm going to have to come back here and kick your tail. So, why don't we leave him out and I'll just kick your tail right now?
Lancer: Ooh tough talk, Junior. You see, uh...
Off. Tom Hanson #2: It's a custom. Getting used to newcomers like that. I appreciate it.

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