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National Lampoon
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.

Bruce McCall
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Bob Hope
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Bruce McCall
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Charles Rosin
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

Gene Littler
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.

Paul Gallico
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

Bob Hope
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

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