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Mercedes McCambridge
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

Mae West
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Thomas Edward Brown
A rich man's joke is always funny.

Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Lana Turner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Robert Frost
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Paul Klee
A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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