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Jean Baudrillard
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Lucille Ball
Im not funny. What I am is brave.

Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Joan Rivers
Never floss with a stranger.

Claude Pepper
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

Oscar Wilde
Young men want to be faithful, and are not old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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