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Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.

John Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

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