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Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Oscar Wilde
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Andy Warhol
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell?

Helen Rowland
One man's folly is another man's wife.

Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Fran Lebowitz
You're only as good as your last haircut.

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