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Oscar Wilde
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Ronald Reagan
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

H. L. Mencken
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

James Brown
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

Howard Nemerov
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

Tracey Ullman
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

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