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Alfred Hitchcock
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Mitch Hedberg
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Bertrand Russell
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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