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Buddy Hackett
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Ellen DeGeneres
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Susan Sontag
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

P. J. O'Rourke
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Ernest Hemingway
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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