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Zsa Zsa Gabor
He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Hesiod
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.

Walt Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Herbert Hoover
All men are equal before fish.

Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Peter Ustinov
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

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