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George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

David Brenner
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Henry A. Kissinger
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Dorothy Uhnak
Its funny how your initial approach to a person can determine your feelings toward them, no matter what facts develop later on.

Laurence J. Peter
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Josh Groban
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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