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Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Joe E. Lewis
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Jay Leno
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Voltaire
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

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