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Funny quotes

Holden Caulfield
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Benny Hill
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Stephen King
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Emo Philips
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Tom Snyder
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

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