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Jay London
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Paul Lynde
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Gloria Vanderbilt
That is the best to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

E. B. White
Be obscure clearly.

Monty Python
Its funny, isnt it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

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