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Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Oscar Wilde
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Lewis Mumford
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Theodor Geisel
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Margaret Smith
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Oscar Wilde
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Bette Davis
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

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