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Calvin Coolidge
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

Oscar Wilde
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Oscar Wilde
I put all my genius into my life I put only my talent into my works.

Oscar Wilde
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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