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Robert McCloskey
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Samuel Goldwyn
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Paul Lynde
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

George Bernard Shaw
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Don Marquis
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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