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Okay, let's review your order, you want 64 meat lover pizzas and 32 caesar salads, can we interest you in our fudge roll?
(Bernie turns to Barry who shakes his head yes) Yes.
And you, sir?
How long have you been able to talk?
Let's see, today's Tuesday so... always.
(about Kate leaving) Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.
No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.
No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.
It's not my fault. I said throw po** at her. That always works.
(after seeing T.G.I. Friday's in person for the first time) Shut up.
Griffin Constantine Keyes... Mm! The changes I've seen in you these past few weeks have been nothing short of remarkable. And I've been doing a little soul searching, and I did a mistake five years ago on that beach, and I wanna correct it. So... (pulls out an engagement ring)
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Come on, you had to see this coming. When we first started dating, you assumed I was gonna turn into the type of guy that you always dreamed about. But you know what? I don't like that guy. I don't like this job, I... (turns to Dave)
don't, bro, I'm sorry...
Yeah, this I love. But we'll always have this, you know? I love you, right?
Okay, good. (turns back to Stephanie)
I don't like this suit. I don't like our Chintaki chairs...
Either one, I don't like them. I don't like the fact that I can't understand 90 percent of the stuff you talk about! But most of all... I hate who I have become.
(as Griffin bathes him) Lather, rinse, repeat.
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