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Zombieland quotes

Columbus: Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.

Tallahassee: (Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles) Thank God for rednecks!

Columbus: (while running towards Tallahasse and being chased by a zombie) Don't swing, don't swing! (slides under Tallahasse's baseball bat)
Columbus: Swing!

Tallahassee: (to Columbus) You're thinking about fu***** Wichita. (ignores Columbus' taken-aback "no" gesture)

Tallahassee: Are you fu***** with me?
Columbus: Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?

Columbus: So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I'm Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying good night.

Tallahassee: go***** it, Bill fu***** Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill fu***** Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could ma********. I mean, not that they're connected.

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