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You Dont Mess with the Zohan quotes

Zohan: Unbelievable! This enema gets to live his dream...!

Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

Salim: (to the two women riding his cab) And you are stupid cow!

Zohan's Father: And this is your Palestinian wife.
Zohan: Yes papa.
Zohan's Father: Does she know you're a faygelah? (chuckling)
Zohan's Father: Congratulations. Now cut my hair...

Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.

Gail: Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.

Zohan: So let's go.

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