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How did you know? I love this song!
Don't "hey, baby" me. I can't believe you have me sitting here all night worried about you.
All night? Baby, it's only 8:00. Look, after work, me and Kevin went down to the bar and had a couple of drinks.
I know. I called the bar. They said you left at 7:45. I checked MapQuest. It only takes 6 minutes to get there from here. So, if you got somebody one the side, Marcus, you need to tell me.
Baby, listen to what you just say. MapQuest said it takes 6 minutes to get here. I got here in 8. Which means there's 2 minutes unaccounted for. If I was cheating on you, don't you think I'd need more than 2 minutes? (Gina gives Marcus a dirty look)
You know what? I ain't going to deal with this. I'm tired, okay? I had a long day at work. I got shot at.
See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. We don't communicate.
Okay, fine. You wanna communicate.
Come on. Let's communicate. Okay?
Okay. Let's start with last week.
You and I were supposed to go shopping together. We get to the mall. I buy this beautiful dress, I get my hair done. You don't say anything. I don't know, maybe you just want to... (Marcus falls asleep)
Marcus! Did you here me just now?
Tell me what I said.
I heard everything. You was communicating
Marcus, don't play with me right now. I am not in the mood. I cannot believe you came home late and then you start... Marcus! You are falling asleep again. I am talking to you. (Marcus falls asleep again)
I wasn't asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualing your words.
Oh, really? Visualizing? Well, why don't you pant me a picture of what I just said
Mm-mm. You know why? Because you are falling asleep again. Marcus! Marcus!
I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer
Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.
Triple t, k, a. Time to totally kick as*!
I am so glad I got waxed today.
Ugh, me too. What did you get?
The Bald Eagle.
I got the Bermuda Triangle.
The Landing Strip.
(as Tiffany Wilson) I got the Buckwheat.
Ewww, that's sick.
(as Tiffany Wilson) Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day! (shadow falls over body)
Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!
Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
(as Tiffany Wilson) Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
(chaseing and tackling Purse Snatcher) Gimme that.
Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!
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