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And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you don't even keep in touch with?
Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice.
He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.
If you could take him back now, would you?
No. But why didn't he want to marry me? What's the matter with me?
I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
But in a good way.
No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
In eight years.
But it's there. It's just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it's not the same for men. Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.
Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
You realize of course that we could never be friends.
What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
You only think you do.
You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
They do not.
They do not.
How do you know?
Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
I guess not.
That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.
Not even the pie?
No, I want the pie, but then not heated.
(after he has run into his ex-wife) She looked weird didn't she? She looked really weird.
I don't know, I've never seen her before.
Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must retaining water.
Believe me, the woman saved everything.
When Joe and I started seeing each other, we wanted exactly the same thing. We wanted to live together, but we didn't want to get married because every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never had sex again. It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you. I would sit around with my girlfriends who have kids - and, actually, my one girlfriend who has kids, Alice - and she would complain about how she and Gary never did it anymore. She didn't even complain about it, now that I think about it. She just said it matter-of-factly. She said they were up all night, they were both exhausted all the time, the kids just took every sexual impulse they had out of them. And Joe and I used to talk about it, and we'd say we were so lucky we have this wonderful relationship, we can have sex on the kitchen floor and not worry about the kids walking in. We can fly off to Rome on a moment's notice. And then one day I was taking Alice's little girl for the afternoon because I'd promised to take her to the circus, and we were in the cab playing "I Spy" - I spy a mailbox, I spy a lamp-post - and she looked out the window and she saw this man and this woman with these two little kids. And the man had one of the little kids on his shoulders, and she said, "I spy a family." And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying. And I went home, and I said, "The thing is, Joe, we never do fly off to Rome on a moment's notice."
And the kitchen floor?
(sadly) Not once. It's this very cold, hard Mexican ceramic tile.
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