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Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Please, Jess, Marie. Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE.
I thought you liked it?
I was being nice.
You were going to be a gymnast.
Right, that's what I said.
Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants.
Ehhhh. I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. "Days of the weeks underpants"?
Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny. And then one day Sheldon says to me, "You never wear Sunday." It was all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him, and he didn't believe me.
They don't make Sunday.
Because of God.
The first time we met, we hated each other.
No, you didn't hate me, I hated you. The second time we met, you didn't even remember me.
I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends.
We were friends for a long time.
And then we weren't.
And then we fell in love. (on sofa as last documentary couple)
Three months later we got married.
Yeah, it only took three months.
Twelve years and three months.
We had this - we had a really wonderful wedding.
It was - it really was a (laugh)
(overlapping) It was great. We had this enormous coconut cake.
Huge coconut cake with a - with a - tiers and there was this very rich chocolate sauce on the side.
Right, cause not everybody likes it on the cake, cause it makes it very soggy.
Particularly the coconut soaks up a lot of excess and you really - it's important to keep it on the side.
Harry, you're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.
It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
Someone is staring at you in "personal growth".
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