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Wedding Crashers quotes

Father O'Neil: And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern.
John Beckwith: 20 bucks, First Corinthians.
Jeremy Grey: Double or nothing, Colossians 3:12.
Gloria Cleary: And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.

Jeremy Grey: (watching Gloria coming up the aisle) Hello, Red! Dibs.
John Beckwith: (watching Claire coming up the aisle) She's all yours. I ain't gonna fight you.

Jeremy Grey: A friend in need is a pest.

John Beckwith: I think we've got a crier.
Jeremy Grey: No shot.
John Beckwith: 20 bucks.
Jeremy Grey: Make it 40. (Bride at alter bursts into tears)

Claire Cleary: Don't you think that's really soon?
Secretary Cleary: Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she wants it. We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her thirteenth birthday!

Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

John Beckwith: I have a better idea. Throw an interception to Claire, get her feeling good about herself. You think you can do that?
Jeremy Grey: John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

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