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Kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm gettin' outta here, Damien!
Fine then, go!
But I am!
But I am!
First, let me get this out of the way - I'm a big fan.
The way I see it, your show is capable of so much more.
Well, we'll try harder, OK? Just give us a second chance. Just don't go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.
Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of jo-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Ok, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is bogus and sad. However, I do have a cable access show, and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do Wayne's World for a living. It might happen. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my bu**.
No Stairway. Denied!
I'm having a good time... *not*!
Hey, are you done yet? I'm getting tired of holding it.
Yeah, that's what she said.
She's a babe.
She's magically babelicious.
She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
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