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Valentines Day quotes

Kara Monahan: My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates !

Kara Monahan: I have my best friend, Candy.
Kelvin Moore: Oh, that's good.
Kara Monahan: Cause I can't get enough.

Holden: (from trailer) Stalin once said, "No retreat, no surrender."
Kate: I think that was from a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

Liz: Oh, God.
Jason: That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.
Liz: It's not what you think
Jason: Really? (feigned sigh)
Jason: Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.
Liz: No. No, no, no, no, no, no. (feign sigh)
Jason: What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
Liz: I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.
Jason: Like... phone sex?
Liz: Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...
Jason: Why didn't you tell me?
Liz: OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
Jason: OK. I'm out.
Liz: Are you gonna call me?
Jason: Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it. (beat; Liz turns, Jason chases)
Jason: I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.

Julia Fitzpatrick: What do you do with the flowers?
Reed Bennett: You know the ones that nobody wants?
Julia Fitzpatrick: So you're giving them a second life?
Reed Bennett: Yeah, most chaps throw them away. I like the idea that tomorrow somebody's going to see them floating by, wonder where they come from, behind the mystery of it all. I used to, actually, put them together and practice new designs with them and drop them off at a random doorstep with notes in it: "Somebody out there loves you". And they get to thinking, "What if they found out that somebody me? Would they want me to be the one that loves them?"
Julia Fitzpatrick: I would... want that.

Reed Bennett: What's the greatest love song of all time?
Alphonso: "Rock and Roll All Night," by Kiss.
Reed Bennett: That's a stripper song.

Male Anchor: There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality.

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