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(On the way to his brother's) Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.
Have a bad day today? It hurts when someone screws with your life, doesn't it?
Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?
Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
I don't get it.
You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!
I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.
What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...
Johnson. (Chanice laughs)
And then there was your bo*** we did. Now, your bo*** were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your... (cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly)
You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.
When Dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work.
So you can interview new housekeepers?
I've had enough of your ugliness.
Mm-hmm. We're all just a little tired of the act.
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