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Uncle Buck quotes

Buck Russell: (On the way to his brother's) Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.

Tia Russell: Have a bad day today? It hurts when someone screws with your life, doesn't it?

Tia: Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
Bug: I don't get it.
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!

Buck: I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.
Chanice Kobolowski: Dimples!
Buck: What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...
Chanice Kobolowski: It's Johnson.
Buck: Johnson. (Chanice laughs)
Buck: And then there was your bo*** we did. Now, your bo*** were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your... (cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly)

Buck Russell: You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.

Cindy Russell: When Dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work.
Tia Russell: So you can interview new housekeepers?
Cindy Russell: I've had enough of your ugliness.
Tia Russell: Oh really?
Cindy Russell: Mm-hmm. We're all just a little tired of the act.

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