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Two Weeks Notice quotes

George Wade: You make Ghandi look like a used cars saleseman.

Tony: She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping... Like a doll. (Lucy snores loudly)
George Wade: A doll with a sinus problem.

Lucy Kelson: I'll give you a twenty for your cab!
Man Getting into Cab: Keep your twenty and have dinner with me.
Lucy Kelson: You keep your dinner, I'll keep my twenty, and we'll call it a deal! (gets into cab)

Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

Norman: (reading his farewell poem to Lucy) A rolling stone gathers no moss / So you're leaving with your antacids and floss / Our hair we may toss / But we are at a loss / Because you are the world's best boss.

George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think? (holds up cufflinks)
Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

George Wade: (talking about Lucy's mother) Yes, she is terrifying. I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor.

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