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Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bi*** takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
Do you think she's still a virgin?
Dont be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?
She's fourteen years old!
Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
(Harry is reading the tapped phone conversations from Helen, notices something, and quickly pulls the car over to the side of the road and up onto the curb)
My turn to drive?
Give me the page!
This jumps from page 9 to page 11.
(looks at paper) Must be a typo.
(shouts) Give me the go***** page!
(smashes passenger side window with his bare fist)
(Gib looks at the window, and quickly grabs page 10 from his coat) OK.
Have you ever killed anyone?
Yeah, but they were all bad.
I'm beginning to like this guy. (Harry gives him a mean look)
Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given.
Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.
So basically, your lying your as* off the whole time. See, I can't do that.
What are you, a boy scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily surburban grind for a few hours.
But what about their husbands?
Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean? (laughs)
(fake laughs) Those idiots!
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