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(while acting blind and legless) Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? (the woman begins to walk away)
We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You bi***!
(watches Louis clean his shotgun) You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pi**** at 'em.
'Cause it's called assault with a deadly weapon, you get 20 years for that sh**.
Listen, do you have any better ideas?
Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
You have to admit, sir, you didn't like it yourself a bit.
(watches cops subduing an unruly suspect) May I suggest using your night stick officer?
Hey. Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and pi** on your brain.
(finds a baggie in Winthorpe's coat at his arrest) One cellophane bag...
Now that's not mine! I've never seen that before in my life!
(takes some PCP out of the baggie and tastes it) That's PCP! Phencyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis!
It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the most, righteous...
Yeah right, just get the fu** out, man! Let's go!
(after breaking a vase) Hey, sorry about that.
It's perfectly all right William. It was your vase.
That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right?
I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You see, Mortimer? William has already made us $15,000. (Coleman, Mortimer, Randolph, and Billy Ray start laughing)
You want me to break something else?
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