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Toy Story 3 quotes

Sergeant: (Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes) We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army Man 1: Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear: Trash bags?
Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Chunk: (Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below) Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch: Shh! They might hear you! (Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other)
Ken: Okay, now you start.
Barbie: I...
Ken: love...
Barbie: you! Oh!
Ken: See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first. (Buzz gives them a strange look)
Barbie: (overlapping) Ooh! Okay okay okay...
Ken: I...
Barbie: love...
Ken: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie: (laughing) You are so smart! (Twitch and Chunk pass them)
Twitch: (grabbing Ken's collar) C'mon, Romeo. We're late.

Jessie: Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I - I was wrong...
Mr. Potato Head: Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

Woody: (voice box) There's a snake in my boot! (Bonnie pulls his string again)
Woody: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie: A sheriff! (she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals)
Bonnie: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants! (she pushes him aside)
Bonnie: We have a guest! (she hops from foot to foot)
Bonnie: You want some coffee? (she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher)
Bonnie: It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back! (she runs out the door)
Woody: (Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen) Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants: Shh! (he freezes)
Woody: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh! (he freezes again)
Buttercup: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup: (to Woody) My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants: (at Buttercup) Shh!
Trixie: Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants: (at Trixie) Shhh!
Trixie: (back at him) Shhh!
Woody: (waves his arms) Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie: We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody: No, no no no, I... (Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp)

Mr. Potato Head: (laughs evily) Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money! (Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him)
Woody: You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head: Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man! (Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells)
Woody: One-Eyed Betty? (Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie)
Jessie: I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head: Jessie?
Woody: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head: I always wanted to go out with a bang! (Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge)
Jessie: Oh, no!
Woody: The orphans! (cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train)
Mr. Potato Head: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here! (Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette)
Aliens: Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head: It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick! (the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off)
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

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