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Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.
(Kevin had just fallen from the sky on top of a rival warrior, allowing Agamemnon to kill him) Where did you come from?
I'm not really sure.
Who sent you, the gods? Was it Zeus? Apollo? Athena? (Removes his mask)
Well... You're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?
Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
But He created you, Evil One.
What did you say?
Well He created you, so He can't be entirely...
(Blows Baxi to bits) Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. *I* am all powerful!
(On the deck of the Titanic) Six more plates of caviar, please. Does anybody else want any?
Oh not for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs. Caviar makes me throw up, you know. (Randall gives him a look)
Sorry, Randall. Sorry.
Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...
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