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People say sh**... I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid sh**.
Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
Is she like, a first cousin?
Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fu***** grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fu** her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these as****** fu** my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fu** my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fu** my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.
Was all this legal? Absolutely not!
Her pu*** was like heroine to me. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Naomi and I got along. I mean, we had similar interests and sh**.
The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.
But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
What kind of hooker takes credit card?
A rich one.
Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fu** up!
On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, part to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
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