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The Witches of Eastwick quotes

Daryl Van Horne: Have another cherry.

Sukie Ridgemont: You're terrible!
Alexandra Medford: No I'm not. I'm fabulous.

Alexandra Medford: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Daryl Van Horne: Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

Alexandra Medford: Handsome he should be really handsome.
Sukie Ridgemont: Not too handsome. Nice eyes.
Jane Spofford: Nice as*. (Sukie giggles and Alex looks at Jane)

Mrs. Biddle: It's right on the tip of my tongue. Well... isn't that diabolical?

Daryl Van Horne: Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No sh**. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

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