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You can hide a fat as* in baggy pants, but you cannot hide a bad dancer!
You ask how a girl like Gretchen could fall for me? I took her dancing! (a dance off ensues)
What exactly do you do?
I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
So, I'm not alone?
Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?
I want my real life to be as fun as the one I made up!
This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.
You've never been on a guy trip, Doug? Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that?
I never really had anyone to go with.
God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!
I'm assuming you made up a name for me?
Do I wear a cape? "Hello, ladies, what's going on? My name is Bic." "I'm Bic Mitchum and I love candy!" "Bic Mitchum can have whatever he wants!"... I like it. (later on)
Don't you think it's a little strange that your best man's name is... Bic Mitchum?
I've got a bad feeling about this plane.
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