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The Truman Show quotes

Truman: (Sailing in the artificially-roughened winds and seas - he shouts to the sky) Is that the best you can do? (Christof, in the "moon room", whips around to face the screen, shocked)
Truman: You're gonna have to kill me! (sings)
Truman: What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mor-nin'!

Travel Agent: Where would you like to go?
Truman: Fiji.
Travel Agent: When?
Truman: (pats his suitcase) Today.
Travel Agent: (types on her computer) Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't have another flight for a least a month.
Truman: A month?
Travel Agent: It's the busy season.

Truman Burbank: Blocked at every turn. Beautifully synchronized, don't you agree?
Meryl: You're blaming me for the traffic?
Truman Burbank: Should I?
Meryl: Truman, let's go home.
Truman Burbank: You're right. We could be stuck here for hours. It could be like this all the way to Atlantic City. Let's go back. I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me.
Meryl: Truman, can you slow down?
Truman Burbank: Yes, I can't.
Meryl: Truman. Truman, that's our turnoff.
Truman Burbank: I changed my mind. What's New Orleans like this time of year? Mardi Gras, woooooo! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Whoooohoo! Look, Meryl! Same road, no cars. It's magic! Hahaha!
Meryl: You let me out, Truman. You're not right in the head. You want to destroy yourself you do it on your own.
Truman Burbank: I think I'd like a little company.

Network Executive: (hunging up a phone call) The sponsors are threatening to rip up their contracts!
Christof: (pointing at the "Technical fault... Please stand by... " graphic) Why? We're getting higher ratings for this graphic than we've ever had on this show.

Christof: I know you better than you know yourself.
Truman: You never had a camera in my head!

Young Truman: I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.
Teacher: (indicating a map of the world) Oh, you're too late! There's nothing left to explore!

Meryl: (Spinning around the roundabout) Truman, I think I'm going to throw up!
Truman: Me too!

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