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The Tourist quotes

Chief Inspector Jones: Agent Ward, your suspension's lifted.
Elise: Thank you, sir.
Chief Inspector Jones: And your employment is terminated, immediately.
Elise: Thank you, sir.

Frank Taylor: fu**!... you're ravenous.
Elise: Do you mean 'ravishing'?
Frank Taylor: I do.
Elise: You're ravenous.
Frank Taylor: I am

Reginald Shaw: (walking forward, slowly) Alexander, is it you? Truly?
Frank Taylor: Truly.
Reginald Shaw: Show me your teeth. (Frank opens his mouth, only showing his teeth)
Reginald Shaw: Aleaxander has crooked teeth, stained from excessive smoking.
Frank Taylor: Braces and electronic cigarettes.
Reginald Shaw: He had a high forehead.
Frank Taylor: I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel.
Reginald Shaw: You sound different.
Frank Taylor: Voice chip implant.
Reginald Shaw: No, no. I mean the way you speak.
Elise: Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American.
Frank Taylor: (with a slight British accent) I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back.
Elise: (scoffingly) That's pathetic. This man is not Alexander Pierce! He's a tourist.
Reginald Shaw: A tourist?
Elise: Someone I happen to sit next to on a train.
Frank Taylor: (pointedly to Shaw) How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with?
Elise: Because I told him that.
Reginald Shaw: (to Elise) You... told a tourist?
Frank Taylor: Why would she do that? It's absurd.

The Englishman: (as he is restrained) I'm just a tourist. Just a tourist. He said I might get arrested at some point
Acheson: (taking the passport) What?
The Englishman: But then you'd have to let me go because you have nothing on me.
Chief Inspector Jones: Who?
The Englishman: The man that's been sending me these texts (holding out his phone)
Acheson: (taking the phone) Texts?
The Englishman: And the money, of course.
Acheson: (looking through the texts in the phone) Let me get this straight, because I'm a little confused. You received money from a man you've never met before, who sends you text messages telling you just to show up somewhere?
The Englishman: (wistfully looking around Venice) Well, not just anywhere.

Reginald Shaw: (preparing to cut her) You'll find life is not quite so giving to an ugly woman.

Elise: (as she reads the letter from Pearce) Elise, you have no reason to trust me anymore, but give me a chance to explain myself. I know the police are watching you. We have to throw them off the trail. Board the eight-twenty-two, the Gare de Lyon, pick someone my height and build and make them believe it is me. Burn this letter. It is important you follow my instructions precisely. I love you, Alexander.

Elise: Invite me to dinner, Frank?
Frank Taylor: What?
Elise: (gives him a look)
Frank Taylor: Would you like to have dinner?
Elise: Women don't like questions.
Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner.
Elise: Too demanding.
Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner?
Elise: Another question.
Frank Taylor: (thinks for a moment) I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.
Elise: (smiles at him)

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