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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre quotes

Erin: I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh**-faced for four days.
Kemper: That's what you do in Mexico!

Kemper: (after he sees a possum in a closet) Give me something to hold!

Sheriff Hoyt: Is that where she was sitting? Because the angle don't add up for me with the blood on that back window.
Morgan: Maybe she was a bit more in the middle.
Sheriff Hoyt: Well, maybe you ought to move a little more over to the middle.
Morgan: But...
Sheriff Hoyt: What, are you afraid of a little blood? Get the fu** over there!

Sheriff Hoyt: I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fu****' her blood all over your go***** arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
Andy: Yeah, I bet you did.
Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
Andy: Can we please finish this?

Andy: Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting.
Kemper: No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off.
Andy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Erin: You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.
Pepper: Why not? I think he's funny.
Erin: She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny.

Jedidiah: Gramma let me in the house!
Luda May: JUNIOR! Better be out there with them dogs!

Narrator: The crime scene was not properly secured by Travis County Police. Two investigating officers were fatally wounded that day. This is the only known image of Thomas Hewitt, the man they call Leatherface. The case today still remains open.

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