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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie quotes

Captain Bart the Pirate: You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist.
Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate: What? (Pulls out sword)
Captain Bart the Pirate: Say that again, if you dare!
Usher: You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate: (pauses, then sobs) Okay. (the pirates leave the theatre as the Usher continues to sweep the floor)

Mindy: (after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches) So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants: (are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy)
Mindy: Guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah?
Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Heck, yeah!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Heck, no!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Because we're invincible! (both jump off cliff)
Mindy: (calling after them) I never said that!

Sheldon J. Plankton: His chops are too righteous!

Sheldon J. Plankton: No breaks! This monument to my glory isn't going to build itself! Faster!

Sheldon J. Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to marry me!
Karen the Computer: I never agreed.

SpongeBob SquarePants: (to squidward) Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
David Hasselhoff: I can take you there. (Hasselhoff comes running up in slow motion)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you?
David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.
Patrick Star: Hooray!
SpongeBob SquarePants: So, uh, where's your boat?
David Hasselhoff: Boat? (laughs)

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