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Doesn't anybody say "good morning" any more?
I don't think so.
For God's sakes, Alicia. We're not gonna ask some news reporter to wait until after 5:00 to make out-of-state phone calls. It's ridiculous. I'm not gonna do it.
Okay, let's let them make free phone sex calls too.
You mean as a kind of bonus? That's not a bad idea. Why don't you start with Phil?
What's with all the grunt work? I'm a columnist.
You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long.
A woman's been shot. We need an ambulance.
Could I have one too?
Oh, come on! I dump a big, fat juicy steak in your lap, and you ask for sauce?
We're not exactly the Washington Post, okay?
No, we're not. We run stupid headlines because we think they're funny. We run maimings on the front page because we got good art. And I spend three weeks bi****** about my car because it sells papers. But at least it's the truth. As far as I can remeber we never ever, ever knowingly got a story wrong, until tonight.
Great. "Gotcha" with a slammer.
Oh yeah, god forbid this paper ever runs anything without an exclamation mark.
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