PlentyQuotes

Lines and quotes from the movie The Pacifier. Check out our collection of dialogues and quotes from the film The Pacifier and search our website for thousands of other quotes on various topics from a great variety of authors, movies and tv shows.

Quotes by Author: A · B · C · D · E · F · G · H · I · J · K · L · M · N · O · P · Q · R · S · T · U · V · W · X · Y · Z

Movies by Year: 2015 · 2014 · 2013 · 2012 · 2011 · 2010 · 2009 · 2008 · 2007 · 2006 · 2005 · 2004 · 2003 · 2002 · MORE..

The Pacifier quotes

Zoe Plummer: Personal Bubble Invasion!

Lulu Plummer: I can cross my eyes, wanna see?
Shane Wolfe: No!
Lulu Plummer: (crosses her eyes, then baby Tyler cries) He hates it when I do that.
Shane Wolfe: I know the feeling.

Lulu Plummer: I think you're cute!
Shane Wolfe: (awkwardly) Thank you.

Seth Plummer: We're all gonna die.

Mrs. Chun: (after eyebrows get burned off) I just got my eyebrows done!

Shane Wolfe: (after Seth has gone to his room) Where's the older male? There were five.
Helga: (fearfully) He walks like Dracula, silent as the dead.
Zoe Plummer: He's in his room.

Shane Wolfe: Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent.

Previous   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6   Next